Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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