guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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