Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
