How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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