I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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