you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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