we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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