Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You were trust falling into bushes
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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