The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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