Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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