S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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