been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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