I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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