Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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