Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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