Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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