Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I cut my penus on the lid.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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