god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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