it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Randomize
