I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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