honey bunches of taint.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
This baby is an asshole
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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