She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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