have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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