I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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