She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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