Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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