The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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