Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
i think my cat just said my name.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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