If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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