what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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