She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
