Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Randomize
