spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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