'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
