Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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