You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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