But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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