we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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