we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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