census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
