Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There r osticjed everywhere
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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