then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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