forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Randomize
