VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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