I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Boobs speak an international language.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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