Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(251): View more from Alabama

My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors

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(352): View more from Florida

Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.

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(407): View more from Florida

Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?

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(404): View more from Georgia

You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together

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The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job

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(480): View more from Arizona

It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.

(1-337): View more from Louisiana

So date night went well?

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