i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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