Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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