I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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