At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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