Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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