Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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