Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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