yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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