sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
this will be a night to untag.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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