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i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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