Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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