I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Success! We fucked roommates!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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